Let’s face facts. Every new year we all tell ourselves that we’ll do better things, act differently, etc. etc.. I mean if you have to say it year after year after year, chances are you’re going to be the same fuck up as you were the year before. Just saying. I’m happy being the fuck up I am. I’m looking forward to fucking up more in 2012.
daymancometh asked: You have an excellent blog, sir. I think I could reblog everything.
craigcraigcruiser: Since everyone is commenting on Zooey Deschanel, here are my thoughts… I would bang her a couple times, then she would just end up sending me a million texts throughout the day with smiley faces and exclamation points, and at that point I would have to treat her like shit.