Pat, 20 years old. Aspiring writer. Ask me a question if you feel the need to. Pretty easy going and laid back. I love to analyze films and break down their components. Entertain me. var sc_project=6096113; var sc_invisible=0; var sc_security="2d4c9e1f"; Tumblr (3.0; @phatjesus)http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b0f07c617d480fae01e663e85fa34b2/tumblr_mn3yeuetRn1rxva7po2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/289edeabf0521f24cfd771527889e9e7/tumblr_mn3yeuetRn1rxva7po1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://not-the-potus.tumblr.com/post/50931688922/2-06-andrew" class="tumblr_blog">not-the-potus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>2.06 Andrew</p></blockquote>http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50995830342http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50995830342Tue, 21 May 2013 12:21:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6321c198d019b816968ee6dacf3fde74/tumblr_mn42akavIW1rxva7po1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba905e06186de06ea746086583aa3bf1/tumblr_mn42akavIW1rxva7po2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://not-the-potus.tumblr.com/post/50994847861/2-06-andrew" class="tumblr_blog">not-the-potus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>2.06 Andrew</p></blockquote>http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50995755511http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50995755511Tue, 21 May 2013 12:19:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/00ab32aab941995ddbaf6d9ca9ad6254/tumblr_mn45ovgp8p1qejocno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rollingstone.tumblr.com/post/50987053880/jason-bateman-arrested-development-interview">rollingstone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“I look forward to doing many, many more episodes or efforts, I guess. I don’t know whether they’re gonna be long form or short form, whatever. I’m looking forward to playing Michael Bluth many, many more times.” - Jason Bateman</p> <p><a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/arrested-development-star-jason-bateman-i-look-forward-to-playing-michael-bluth-many-more-times-20130521">Read our Q&A where Jason Bateman reflects on <em>Arrested Development</em>’s cult following and promising future.</a></p> </blockquote>http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50995364243http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50995364243Tue, 21 May 2013 12:12:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2c6c6e7715221a247f74338512667873/tumblr_mn5n1xP7AO1qbk15ko1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1959c0b22ca82d002e350847948d3081/tumblr_mn5n1xP7AO1qbk15ko2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>it looks like happy sperm</p>http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50993135944http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50993135944Tue, 21 May 2013 11:29:00 -0400pokemonspermpokemon fusion<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eb3772b9d0fb84fd10f5c8e078812180/tumblr_mn53q92vHc1s5i6i3o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/947fb0200f97e9237a1d2cc451668fec/tumblr_mn53q92vHc1s5i6i3o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/85473c59a9cf92877c1cf7b551e343e1/tumblr_mn53q92vHc1s5i6i3o10_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/297a724c3c81533a21c8705303d89591/tumblr_mn53q92vHc1s5i6i3o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65fe190422d0f139f7c33721ad2f93b7/tumblr_mn53q92vHc1s5i6i3o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b6a7d006dbd8af444d9d53494922755/tumblr_mn53q92vHc1s5i6i3o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a823f9c4879a2c20b9337d84723e1c25/tumblr_mn53q92vHc1s5i6i3o6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3a3517054bf13e81496234dec703afec/tumblr_mn53q92vHc1s5i6i3o7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/62284a367d0cf141455c9ed4b30cecf5/tumblr_mn53q92vHc1s5i6i3o8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/02b8e376fd33018efbc49535a726c6b0/tumblr_mn53q92vHc1s5i6i3o9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jarvis-stark-at-221b.tumblr.com/post/50977868546/my-top-ten-must-see-films-number-one-modern">jarvis-stark-at-221b</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>My Top Ten Must See Films:</strong></em></p> <p><em>Number One</em> | <strong>Modern Times (1936)</strong></p> <p><strong>Starring: Charlie Chaplin, Paulette Goddard</strong></p> </blockquote>http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50992724897http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50992724897Tue, 21 May 2013 11:21:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8v46wzSO91qman23o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gnometeeth.tumblr.com/post/50881329979/a-possum-broke-into-an-australian-bakery-and-ate">gnometeeth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50991782476http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50991782476Tue, 21 May 2013 11:02:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c66ffeb4b9f394e79a98641cf90345fa/tumblr_mgltweAPBo1qzuv53o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57b5d5a46cb1d1bca15ec55e63125d0f/tumblr_mgltweAPBo1qzuv53o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50991723656http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50991723656Tue, 21 May 2013 11:01:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8031b058194037dff9c382a82db9545c/tumblr_mhrnr35icu1qciu18o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf332dbefc3bef510211d13da0df83c1/tumblr_mhrnr35icu1qciu18o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50991705664http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50991705664Tue, 21 May 2013 11:00:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maxiu2LZ071qg5hdfo1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maxiu2LZ071qg5hdfo2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maxiu2LZ071qg5hdfo3_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maxiu2LZ071qg5hdfo4_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maxiu2LZ071qg5hdfo5_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maxiu2LZ071qg5hdfo6_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maxiu2LZ071qg5hdfo7_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maxiu2LZ071qg5hdfo8_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maxiu2LZ071qg5hdfo9_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50991515105http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50991515105Tue, 21 May 2013 10:56:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/07fe30dd3bac5c81a119f968ae2f9387/tumblr_mn2j5ywjI91qb3anoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>Steve Carell, Will Ferrell and Paul Rudd filming Anchorman 2 in NYC (5/18/2013)</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50991493757http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50991493757Tue, 21 May 2013 10:56:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/272b504fd43871552a0f6fe8616f70d2/tumblr_mn31h5BcTj1qfxydqo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e8c07272885732e6902b3538186c48fc/tumblr_mn31h5BcTj1qfxydqo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ae69f00fe0c25e91161a48b3ff6d1ca7/tumblr_mn31h5BcTj1qfxydqo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/37d6b7b307b1a76b914667e503395f43/tumblr_mn31h5BcTj1qfxydqo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3e722599c8141ca1d87466963f715cea/tumblr_mn31h5BcTj1qfxydqo5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://tamingofhands.tumblr.com/post/50984043106/im-so-glad-gabe-of-all-people-did-this" class="tumblr_blog">tamingofhands</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I’m so glad Gabe of all people did this.</p></blockquote>http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50991380318http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50991380318Tue, 21 May 2013 10:53:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/931fc70ff191eb0b9079114fb21b82da/tumblr_mlfd0jRKUu1r4xcrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50991341461http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50991341461Tue, 21 May 2013 10:53:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/40d7f3028b858d7e7796bbe68f9779e2/tumblr_mjzktrPIBF1qe5d42o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9705afc5eb733d7d0a241609ae8bbaa/tumblr_mjzktrPIBF1qe5d42o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/253e73068e58103f61b392da5bb4f3e5/tumblr_mjzktrPIBF1qe5d42o5_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/afe98bda34ada3153d3b9e4116aaf713/tumblr_mjzktrPIBF1qe5d42o7_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50966529235http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50966529235Tue, 21 May 2013 00:11:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7a6287d34b3db4052e29370cb6d1e23a/tumblr_mi2xcvQDVS1r0ix14o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cdf679f4e19bf01e3ace5bf70a8cd032/tumblr_mi2xcvQDVS1r0ix14o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9c10691ff6d6bae432b71f85a31d25eb/tumblr_mi2xcvQDVS1r0ix14o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d19decb20b5d43de380ea640acc92a26/tumblr_mi2xcvQDVS1r0ix14o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://moon-opal.tumblr.com/post/50963919259" class="tumblr_blog">moon-opal</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://backroadsandblankmaps.tumblr.com/post/50961876710/this-is-a-little-known-fact-but-gushers-still-do">backroadsandblankmaps</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is a little known fact, but gushers still do this</p> </blockquote> <p>THAT KIDS FLAVOR WAS OCTOPUS WTF </p></blockquote>http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50964553549http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50964553549Mon, 20 May 2013 23:42:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ceecaa2999ed44213fb43c40c9f7a11/tumblr_mn41jj6ZeW1snt2jdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50962651163http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50962651163Mon, 20 May 2013 23:17:04 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e61c0d86dc17d7951d904a3775a000b8/tumblr_mlgk22M4E61qd8ysxo2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a70f24222925d2c2359e98d0e696b92/tumblr_mlgk22M4E61qd8ysxo1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3eb29d8cf35507a1a7d6982493fd812/tumblr_mlgk22M4E61qd8ysxo4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8496c5adeb283dfd541fda27834e92bf/tumblr_mlgk22M4E61qd8ysxo3_250.png"/><br/> <br/>http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50961670069http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50961670069Mon, 20 May 2013 23:04:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m36b9bWKIx1qz9taso1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m36b9bWKIx1qz9taso2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50961003788http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50961003788Mon, 20 May 2013 22:56:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/41f8974bdedd6ecafa0ae81edec27cfd/tumblr_mf4nunEHkT1qj13p7o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5f717ff752c6f4983e7896a7d0201f37/tumblr_mf4nunEHkT1qj13p7o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7402d11b3799081220ded8989c520688/tumblr_mf4nunEHkT1qj13p7o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d22b21cc47b8f9869d3d513afb38eec5/tumblr_mf4nunEHkT1qj13p7o4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oflights.tumblr.com/post/38511375289/tumblr-on-literally-every-issue">oflights</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/tumblr-on-literally-every-issue">#tumblr on literally every issue</a></p> </blockquote>http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50960709445http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50960709445Mon, 20 May 2013 22:52:41 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50957806093" src="http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50957806093/audio_player_iframe/phatjesus/tumblr_ma8tsaoRR91r9w4je?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fphatjesus%2F50957806093%2Ftumblr_ma8tsaoRR91r9w4je" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://comatose-on-rhymes.tumblr.com/post/31401965489/aesop-rock-daylight-lifes-not-a-bitch-life" class="tumblr_blog">comatose-on-rhymes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Aesop Rock</strong> // Daylight</p> <blockquote> <p><small>Life’s not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman <br/>You only call her a bitch because she won’t let you get that pussy <br/>Maybe she didn’t feel y’all shared any similar interests <br/>Or maybe you’re just an asshole who couldn’t sweet talk the princess</small></p> </blockquote></blockquote>http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50957806093http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50957806093Mon, 20 May 2013 22:18:04 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50957546354" src="http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50957546354/audio_player_iframe/phatjesus/tumblr_mmoiteYJM01r9lmti?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fphatjesus%2F50957546354%2Ftumblr_mmoiteYJM01r9lmti" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>Johnny Cash- Folsom Prison Blues</p> </blockquote>http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50957546354http://phatjesus.tumblr.com/post/50957546354Mon, 20 May 2013 22:15:01 -0400